Following the recent failure of my dishwasher, my water heater has now decided to spring a leak. From the place where the electricity goes in. Again. This time I unfortunately don't have a way to tenuously link the failure to software development. There is however a non-zero chance that cold showers are going to give me fatal pneumonia. Which is something to look forward to.
Pink Floyd is the greatest band of all time. Claims to the contrary are false.
Congratulations are in order to Liz and Kent on the birth of Isobel Wylde Chamberlain. You are no longer eligible for a Darwin Award.
I shall not be following your example for obvious reasons.