My phone has been annoying me for some time, as it’s been slow and buggy. I’ve therefore decided to do a review.
To start with I need some tools:


Safety is of course paramount, so I’ll also need:
Reviewing can be dangerous. Kids, never review something without adult supervision.
Before review:
Here we see that in the event of attack by chisel the phone easily separates into two components, after which it ceases to function.
Further we can see that the device is vulnerable to chisel injection attacks:
Hopefully this will help you which your phone purchasing decisions in high-chisel environments.