Apparently Simon is already pining for home and is worried that I'm yet to mention his new blog A Gamer's Odyssey. I have these things to say:

  • You haven't taken any kind of gaming system with you. I challenge your gaming credentials.
  • A single post on an alleged game for the iPhone does not a gaming blog make.
  • You should be referring to yourself as Oddity if you're on an Odyssey.
  • You haven't even left Australia yet. Get a move on.

Happy?